Demência News
Welcome to the most unreliable news show on Earth. Here, we report on the dumbest conspiracies, the wildest “facts,” and the kind of headlines that make you lose faith in humanity — all in Portuguese, of course. Think of it as CNN, but with zero credibility and way more laughter.
Demência News – Birds Don’t Exist
Breaking news: birds are not real. They’re government drones watching your every move. That pigeon on the power line? A federal agent. That seagull stealing your French fries? Data collection. In this episode, we expose the “truth” about how Brazil is secretly run by feathered surveillance robots — because why not?
Chemtrails
The Sky’s Dirty Secret
White lines, blue skies, and suspicious clouds nobody asked for.
Are they just vapor… or government seasoning for the atmosphere?
Vaccines – The Chip Within
Microchips, mind scanners, and the glorious chaos of the COVID era.
If your arm starts glowing, congratulations — you’ve been upgraded.
Lizard People
Cold-Blooded Politics
Government ties, celebrity reptiles, and the mysterious explosion of a gourmet ice cream shop in Antarctica.
Coincidence? Only their lawyer knows.
Flat Earth: The Horizon of Truth
In this shocking investigation, Demência News explores the undeniable “evidence” that the Earth is actually as flat as your Wi-Fi signal in the countryside. From clouds that refuse to curve to pilots who apparently fly in straight lines forever, our brave alternative scientists prove what common sense tried to hide. Warning: may contain logic that fell off the edge of the planet.
Hollow Earth: Echoes From the Inside
In this groundbreaking investigation, Demência News descends into the “irrefutable truth” that our planet is nothing more than a cosmic chocolate egg with a surprise inside. From glowing inner suns to civilizations that allegedly read minds through lava, our heroic alternative specialists reveal secrets that geology politely ignored. Warning: may contain science that evaporates under basic questioning
Area 51: Proof That Should Not Exist
In this special report, Demência News investigates the mysterious Area 51 using the most reliable sources available. From a banana-eating alien wearing neon Crocs to alternative scientists with unfinished degrees and absolute confidence, this episode proves one thing: if evidence looks bad enough, it must be real. Warning: may contain journalism that should never have been approved.
HAARP: Climate Control or Cosmic Wi-Fi?
In this delightfully unhinged episode, Demência News investigates the mysterious antenna forest allegedly responsible for storms, tremors, and São Paulo’s dramatic lightning shows.
Featuring alternative experts, questionable witnesses, and graphs that explain absolutely nothing — we ask the real question:
Is HAARP controlling the weather… or just our imagination?