História
Welcome to Brazilian History, where everything started with dinosaurs, got confusing with colonizers, and somehow ended up with samba and soccer.
In this journey, you’ll travel through the prehistoric Brazil of giant reptiles, the mysterious indigenous civilizations, and the “arrival” of Europeans who acted like they discovered something already full of people.
You’ll explore colonial times, the empire, republics, revolutions, and all the glorious confusion that shaped modern Brazil. Expect vocabulary about history, society, and politics — explained with humor, because otherwise, it’s just too tragic.
Here, we dig into the past (sometimes literally), meet dinosaurs that once ruled the land, and realize that Brazilian history has always been about survival, creativity, and a good story to tell at the bar.
So buckle up — it’s a time-traveling trip full of drama, coffee, and historical plot twists.
Antes do Brasil existir
Long before feijoada and “discovery,” there were dinosaurs, megafauna, and humans turning rock walls into pre-Instagram. We dig deep into myths, survival, and the earliest “How to live in Brazil” guide — prehistoric edition.
Descobrimento?
ou GPS que deu erro?
Long before feijoada and “discovery,” there were dinosaurs, megafauna, and humans turning rock walls into pre-Instagram. We dig deep into myths, survival, and the earliest “How to live in Brazil” guide — prehistoric edition.
Colonização, cana e caos (1530–1822)
Sugar, gold, and pure chaos.
Three centuries of invasions, slavery, and political absurdities — all seasoned with the finest colonial hypocrisy Brazil had to offer.
Império e independência, mas nem tanto (1822–1889)
Sugar, gold, and pure chaos.
Three centuries of invasions, slavery, and political absurdities — all seasoned with the finest colonial hypocrisy Brazil had to offer.
República das Bananas (1889–1964)
Order, progress, and a lot of caffeine.
Welcome to the Banana Republic era — coups, revolutions, and political drama disguised as patriotism.
Ditadura, censura e paranoia (1964–1985)
When silence was mandatory, music spoke louder.
Welcome to Brazil’s era of censorship, paranoia, and rebellious creativity — proof that art can whisper louder than guns.
Nova República e memezização nacional (1985–Hoje)
Welcome to modern Brazil — where politics became a telenovela, social media replaced common sense, and every scandal comes with a meme.